Weekend thread…
if you are an ISIS terrorist, watch out for Trump.
If you are a captured lobster, watch out for Somali hijackers.
Trump Job Approval
| Pollsters wrong in 2024: | 42.0 / 55.1 | -13.0 |
| Pollsters right in 2024: | 46.2 / 51.0 | -4.8 |
 | GOP | DEM |
| Democrats +3 | 216 | 219 |
Weekend thread……
12 responses to “Weekend thread……”
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Damn. I hope Jason and Lupita made it through the storm.
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Between the wife and I, out total momthly Social Security checks will go up a total of over $700 per month.
I will be able to buy more cigars.
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And let me say, there has always been debate on exactly how many wise men there were that followed the star to Bethlehem.
There were actually 5 of us.
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awesome! Thanks for confirming. Another assumption is that the magi rode on camels but the account in Matthew 2 does not say. Can you recall for us if you rode on camels or did you use public transportation?
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Cigars. Boy, I miss them. The local Indian smoke shop (Muckleshoot Tribe) stopped carrying my all time favs….Midddleton Cherry Blends from PA.
Still miss my older brother (died 11 years ago) smoking his pipe with Borkum Riff tobacco. Best smell in the world.
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If you want to see MTG in a bikini, here you go.
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“awesome! Thanks for confirming. Another assumption is that the magi rode on camels but the account in Matthew 2 does not say. Can you recall for us if you rode on camels or did you use public transportation?”
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Two camels, one horse, one donkey, and I originally was on a Schwinn bicycle. Wooden spokes kept breaking and the baseball cars I had attached to the spokes to make a cool sound scared the ostrich, so I changed to a horse as well. The horse was a different color (than the bike).
We brought gold, frankincense, myrrh, pearls, and (I brought) a free lifetime extended warranty for all home appliances and any future cars or trucks.
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The 4th wise guy (Leroy) was riding the ostrich.
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Do you want to eat some pie, Rex?
PSA asked, what do you want for lunch Al? Tuna? PA, YES. The son replied.
DUCK, BILL! Platypus!
Ben dove or ducked.
Anita, hammer…QUICK.
Sharon, share a like. (on Facebook)
What did you ride in on Charlie? Horse?
Can you stop the leak of water, Flo?
Jerry, can you help?
Minnie, ball up the clay.
Noah, don’t do it.
It was very pleasing to the ear, Phil–harmonic, even.
Grab the shawl Rick. Rick! SHAWL!
The federal reserve did her wrong. She said she wanted to “Sue da FED”
Hey Virginia, beach the boat.
The mechanic at the garage said I needed a new cam, Ray.
Looks like you are shorter. Are you shrinking, Violet?
Will, power up.
Why are you so jolly, Roger?
Mark, my words are for your benefit.
Benny fit into the small coat.Wayne’s coat was dirty.
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I hope the GOP-e don’t give a free pass to Doltz for “ignoring” the Somali fraudsters.
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