A pretty woman came in and was undecided on how many donuts to buy. She said, “I will have 3…no make that 4…oh, I guess I will have 5 donuts.” The clerk said, “Do you want to have six.”
The woman got offended because she thought he said, “Do you want to have SEX!”
–When criminals dump people in the ocean, they say they “deep 6-ed” them.
–At sea they measure depth in fathoms. A fathom is 6 feet deep.
–In the cemetery people are buried 6 feet down.
–Pistols are usually “6 shooters” (hold 6 bullets).
–Insects have 6 legs.
–Bee honeycombs have 6 sides.
–Friends and army buddies say “have your 6” (meaning they got your back…your most vulnerable spot).
–In math, 6 is the SMALLEST perfect number” (a “perfect number” is one that is equal to the sum of the numbers by which it can be divided; in this case 1+2+3 =6. Other perfect numbers are 28, 496, and 8128…)
–6 is also the ONLY number that is BOTH them SUM of 1+2+3=6 & also the PRODUCT of 1 X 2 X 3=6.
–The number 6 is the highest number on a dice, and is a symbol of good luck.
–In the Bible God created man on the 6th day.
–And God created the world and everything therein in 6 days.
–Standard guitars have 6 strings.
–Many woodwind instruments have 6 holes bored in them.
–We call ESP the “6th sense”.
–It is said we have only “6 degrees of separation”, suggesting that any two people in the world are connected through a chain of no more than 6 acquaintances.
–The 366 days of leap year can be evenly divided by 6.
–There are 60 seconds in a minute, and that can be divided evenly by 6
–There are 60 minutes in an hour, and that can be divided evenly by 6.
–There are 12 months in a year, and that can be divided evenly by 6.
–A dozen eggs can be divided evenly by 6.
–12 inches (a foot) can be evenly divided by 6.
–The saying “6 ways to Sunday” means something has been looked at from all possible angles.
–We have a saying of “6 of one and half a dozen of the other”.
–A computer has 6 rows of keys.
–Beverages often come in 6-packs.
–A standard dining room set has 6 chairs.
–Hex bolts have 6 sided heads.
–Lug nuts that hold your wheels onto the car are 6 sided.
–Henry the VIII had a string of 6 wives.
–6 flags that have flown over Texas (hence, the “Six Flags” theme/amusement parks)
–6 years is the length of time a U.S. Senator serves during that elected term.
The word SIX is the only number that is one letter away from S-E-X.
Today, I get to repair the lower la ding and last three steps going up to the deck.
Also have the pleasure of repositioning the flagstones in the garden walkway to make them level again and then put mulch down in the cracks between the flagstone.
I learned just yesterday that there is yet another soiree we are hosting here on Sunday… different soiree than the one next weekend.
CNN guest says panthers and bats will be harmed by Alligator Alcatraz…
“We’re incredibly concerned about endangered and threatened species like the Florida panther, which is already getting hit by cars, 20 to 30 of them per year. We would only expect that to grow because we know panthers use this area and cars are coming in more frequently.
We also know endangered Florida bonneted bats fly on and around the site. And having artificial lights will prevent them from feeding.”
No end to the Ukraine hoax war unless Candace Owens stops talking about Macron’s wife. Macron flew into DC under the guise of negotiations for Peace when he was actually angry about Candace Owens. https://twitter.com/KyleSeraphin/status/1940240862312898924
35 responses to “Happy real Independence Day! The Declaration was a social media post.”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14868091/diddy-trial-live-updates-verdict-allen-charge-rico-racketeering-conspiracy-case.html
Diddy beats the most serious charge but could still be sentenced to 20 years on violation of Mann Act.
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Kekius punching white house staffers and fighting w Trump is probably actually a good buying opportunity for Tesla since it’s taken a hit since then.
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Good. I thought the racketeering and trafficking charges were trumped up BS.
He won’t get 20 years. First time offender and already spent about a year in jail.
Still, he is going to face some additional jail time.
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Teslas are great cars, I would buy one if I wanted an electric car, which I don’t.
But Elon pretty much killed his market with liberals, and by fighting with Trump he is limiting his appeal among conservatives.
I wouldn’t buy the stock right now.
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A guy worked at the donut shop.
A pretty woman came in and was undecided on how many donuts to buy. She said, “I will have 3…no make that 4…oh, I guess I will have 5 donuts.”
The clerk said, “Do you want to have six.”
The woman got offended because she thought he said, “Do you want to have SEX!”
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SIX…6…the AMAZING 6…
INTERESTING THINGS ABOUT THE NUMBER 6:
–When criminals dump people in the ocean, they say they “deep 6-ed” them.
–At sea they measure depth in fathoms. A fathom is 6 feet deep.
–In the cemetery people are buried 6 feet down.
–Pistols are usually “6 shooters” (hold 6 bullets).
–Insects have 6 legs.
–Bee honeycombs have 6 sides.
–Friends and army buddies say “have your 6” (meaning they got your back…your most vulnerable spot).
–In math, 6 is the SMALLEST perfect number” (a “perfect number” is one that is equal to the sum of the numbers by which it can be divided; in this case 1+2+3 =6. Other perfect numbers are 28, 496, and 8128…)
–6 is also the ONLY number that is BOTH them SUM of 1+2+3=6 & also the PRODUCT of 1 X 2 X 3=6.
–The number 6 is the highest number on a dice, and is a symbol of good luck.
–In the Bible God created man on the 6th day.
–And God created the world and everything therein in 6 days.
–Standard guitars have 6 strings.
–Many woodwind instruments have 6 holes bored in them.
–We call ESP the “6th sense”.
–It is said we have only “6 degrees of separation”, suggesting that any two people in the world are connected through a chain of no more than 6 acquaintances.
–The 366 days of leap year can be evenly divided by 6.
–There are 60 seconds in a minute, and that can be divided evenly by 6
–There are 60 minutes in an hour, and that can be divided evenly by 6.
–There are 12 months in a year, and that can be divided evenly by 6.
–A dozen eggs can be divided evenly by 6.
–12 inches (a foot) can be evenly divided by 6.
–The saying “6 ways to Sunday” means something has been looked at from all possible angles.
–We have a saying of “6 of one and half a dozen of the other”.
–A computer has 6 rows of keys.
–Beverages often come in 6-packs.
–A standard dining room set has 6 chairs.
–Hex bolts have 6 sided heads.
–Lug nuts that hold your wheels onto the car are 6 sided.
–Henry the VIII had a string of 6 wives.
–6 flags that have flown over Texas (hence, the “Six Flags” theme/amusement parks)
–6 years is the length of time a U.S. Senator serves during that elected term.
The word SIX is the only number that is one letter away from S-E-X.
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Today, I get to repair the lower la ding and last three steps going up to the deck.
Also have the pleasure of repositioning the flagstones in the garden walkway to make them level again and then put mulch down in the cracks between the flagstone.
I learned just yesterday that there is yet another soiree we are hosting here on Sunday… different soiree than the one next weekend.
sigh….
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Some people have lives and soirées…
Sigh…..
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CNN guest says panthers and bats will be harmed by Alligator Alcatraz…
“We’re incredibly concerned about endangered and threatened species like the Florida panther, which is already getting hit by cars, 20 to 30 of them per year. We would only expect that to grow because we know panthers use this area and cars are coming in more frequently.
We also know endangered Florida bonneted bats fly on and around the site. And having artificial lights will prevent them from feeding.”
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Democratic Doctors look like the old Hare Krishna idiots that use to solicit at airports….and about the same response too…
https://x.com/DailyCaller/status/1940438159357088176?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1940474190060310703%7Ctwgr%5E94a5399a42e1b676eaded7a8942cc8403db7f4f9%7Ctwcon%5Es3_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitchy.com%2Fdougp%2F2025%2F07%2F02%2Fdemocratic-doctors-caucus-held-a-presser-opposing-bbb-and-pretty-much-nobody-cared-n2415092
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Was that woman in the donut shop Charo?
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MSM promotes MS-13 (or is it a downgrade) to “clique”.
‘The leader of an MS-13 clique in the suburbs of New York City faces sentencing Wednesday in a federal racketeering case involving eight murders…..”
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MS-13 is equivalent to catty girls in middle school
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Charo.. haven’t thought of her in years….
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She has almost as many names as I do….
María del Rosario Mercedes Pilar Martínez Molina Baeza
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2 soirées has to merit gayest post of the day.
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There hasn’t been a murderous clique like that since the movie Heathers.
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https://x.com/naiivememe/status/1940299051872002117?s=12
If Drumpf follows through and gets Elon deported, he’ll just buy a Trump Gold Card for $5M and come right back in.
Problem solved!!
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Massie says he has the votes to block the BBB of the Iran hoaxer. Would be a shame if Massie ruined the second term of Drumf
https://x.com/MarioNawfal/status/1940467015824691282
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If they don’t care if a patient is a Democrat or Republican, why do they identify as Democratic Doctors?
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Iran admits it is developing nuclear weapons. Everybody knows that Iran is developing nuclear weapons. Bunu says it is a hoax.
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Massie is as much a conservative and as much a Republican as Bunu.
Oh wait….
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56 point swing in democrat party polling on the Palestinian sympathy vs the terrorist state of Israel
https://x.com/ForecasterEnten/status/1940432541556818166
Not going well for the fake news!
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Preznits come and go. But the Dogefather….
there will only ever be one
THE DOGEFATHER!
https://x.com/wenM00Nsir/status/1940385724685328872
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No end to the Ukraine hoax war unless Candace Owens stops talking about Macron’s wife. Macron flew into DC under the guise of negotiations for Peace when he was actually angry about Candace Owens. https://twitter.com/KyleSeraphin/status/1940240862312898924
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Kekius calls for all the Democrats to be arrested
https://x.com/WHLeavitt/status/1940402870911922567
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My man Mamdani is causing Schumer heart burn because Brad Lander is now coming for his seat in the senate primary
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Bunu is very agitated tonight. It must be because Independence Day reminds him that his beloved Nazi movement has failed.
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A Muslim communist is now Bunu’s man.
They do have a lot in common starting with hatred for Jews.
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Don’t tell Bunu, but Trump is father of DOGE.
Elon was the hired hand to implement it.
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Dogefather was given to Elon long before this last election or before the meme DOGE department he made.
Elon was the Dogefather during the 2020-2021 crypto bull run where he was promoting Doge Coin.,,
“Bitcoin is a scam” -Jamie Dimon, Jeffery Epstein’s banker.
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So did the house vote down the big beautiful bill tonight?
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yes, Massie stopped the BBB for now.
Drumf tweets about Powell this evening. He’s already seen the job numbers ahead of time so he must know of some bad numbers coming out
https://x.com/geiger_capital/status/1940588892450963893?s=46
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Bitcoin IS a scam.
Fixed it for Bunu.
“Bitcoin? A load of crap, stupid and dangerous rubbish, says Berkshire Hathaway’s Charlie Munger.”
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NT
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