Weekend thread…
if you are an ISIS terrorist, watch out for Trump.
If you are a captured lobster, watch out for Somali hijackers.

Trump Job Approval
| Pollsters wrong in 2024: | 42.0 / 54.9 | -12.9 |
| Pollsters right in 2024: | 46.3 / 50.3 | -4.0 |
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| Democrats +3 | 216 | 219 |
Weekend thread…
if you are an ISIS terrorist, watch out for Trump.
If you are a captured lobster, watch out for Somali hijackers.
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Damn. I hope Jason and Lupita made it through the storm.
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Between the wife and I, out total momthly Social Security checks will go up a total of over $700 per month.
I will be able to buy more cigars.
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And let me say, there has always been debate on exactly how many wise men there were that followed the star to Bethlehem.
There were actually 5 of us.
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awesome! Thanks for confirming. Another assumption is that the magi rode on camels but the account in Matthew 2 does not say. Can you recall for us if you rode on camels or did you use public transportation?
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Cigars. Boy, I miss them. The local Indian smoke shop (Muckleshoot Tribe) stopped carrying my all time favs….Midddleton Cherry Blends from PA.
Still miss my older brother (died 11 years ago) smoking his pipe with Borkum Riff tobacco. Best smell in the world.
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15416299/marjorie-taylor-greene-costa-rica-brian-glenn-congress-payroll.html
If you want to see MTG in a bikini, here you go.
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“awesome! Thanks for confirming. Another assumption is that the magi rode on camels but the account in Matthew 2 does not say. Can you recall for us if you rode on camels or did you use public transportation?”
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Two camels, one horse, one donkey, and I originally was on a Schwinn bicycle. Wooden spokes kept breaking and the baseball cars I had attached to the spokes to make a cool sound scared the ostrich, so I changed to a horse as well. The horse was a different color (than the bike).
We brought gold, frankincense, myrrh, pearls, and (I brought) a free lifetime extended warranty for all home appliances and any future cars or trucks.
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The 4th wise guy (Leroy) was riding the ostrich.
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December 24 President Trump Job ApprovalRasmussen ReportsApprove 45, Disapprove 54Disapprove+9
Tuesday, December 23President Trump Job ApprovalMorning ConsultApprove 45, Disapprove 52Disapprove+7
President Trump Job ApprovalEconomist/YouGovApprove 42, Disapprove 56Disapprove+14
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Do you want to eat some pie, Rex?
PSA asked, what do you want for lunch Al? Tuna? PA, YES. The son replied.
DUCK, BILL! Platypus!
Ben dove or ducked.
Anita, hammer…QUICK.
Sharon, share a like. (on Facebook)
What did you ride in on Charlie? Horse?
Can you stop the leak of water, Flo?
Jerry, can you help?
Minnie, ball up the clay.
Noah, don’t do it.
It was very pleasing to the ear, Phil–harmonic, even.
Grab the shawl Rick. Rick! SHAWL!
The federal reserve did her wrong. She said she wanted to “Sue da FED”
Hey Virginia, beach the boat.
The mechanic at the garage said I needed a new cam, Ray.
Looks like you are shorter. Are you shrinking, Violet?
Will, power up.
Why are you so jolly, Roger?
Mark, my words are for your benefit.
Benny fit into the small coat.Wayne’s coat was dirty.
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I hope the GOP-e don’t give a free pass to Doltz for “ignoring” the Somali fraudsters.
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RIP, Brigitte Bardot.
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Desperate for cash and still without any responsibility, California now considering tax on wealth. You know, money that’s been taxed numerous times already but is just sitting there in people’s savings
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I know DW will get this one…
The nurse at the church camp’s infirmary waiting room was swamped with lots of teenage patients who had come in one afternoon. The church camp was having a week-long Bible Trivia contest. She wanted to restore some order as to which camper would be called next according to when they came in. She told all the campers she was going to ask them their name, the time they came in, and how old they were. She asked the person closest to her to give her his name, time they arrived, and their age and he said, “John. 3. 16.”
And EVERYBODY (sick as they were) IN UNISON SAID:
“For God so loved the world that He sent His only begotten Son…that you shall not die but have everlasting life.”
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You know, money that’s been taxed numerous times already but is just sitting there in people’s savings”
Not only savings, You will be taxed on real estate and any other assets.
So if you own a 10 million dollar house, you need to cut a check to CA for $500k.
It’s not a tax, its confiscation.
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Pravda is alive and well…
REPORT: MSNOW and CNN have ignored the exploding Minnesota fraud scandal, not mentioning it a SINGLE TIME since December 18: “A review of MS NOW and CNN’s broadcasts since December 18 — when prosecutors claimed the fraud operation was much larger than previously reported — shows it has not been mentioned a single time by either outlet.” – Mediaite
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had the state been Virginia and the governor Glenn Youngkin, it would have been wall to wall coverage
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Garland appointed a SC to investigate Trump, then a private citizen.
Trump should appoint a SC to investigate Omar, Walz, the whole MN fraud mess.
It doesn’t even have to be an overly partisan person, could be someone like Trey Gowdy.
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Heck, it could even be Chris Christie.
He might be a sorry TDS loser, but he loves the limelight, and the MSM won’t be able to hang the MAGA label on him.
And whatever you may think of him, and i think he is a complete scumbag, I doubt he would cover up this scandal.
Ok, ok, not him, but any solid non-partisan prosecutor should be able to come up with the goods.
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new thread, continuing the topic of the MN scandals.
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